Normally, flamingoes are not the kind of bird that allow for domestication of any kind. With that being said, attempting to ride one of these majestic birds might leave you completely disheveled in a heaping pile of pink feathers. We actually think you should forgo the urge to implement the nearest flamingo as a race horse entirely. Instead, get your hands on this pink flamingo pool float to make your flamingo-riding dreams a reality.
Unlike living flamingoes, this pool float is begging for you to take it on a ride around the pond. The donut shaped inflatable is in the form of an extra-large flamingo, so it’s perfect for bird enthusiasts who have always dreamed of using one of these lovely birds as a personal flotation device. You can even give this flamingo float a name like “Roberta” (ha get it, ra-BIRD-a) and talk to it like a pet. You may get a few funny looks from other swimmers but just float past the haters. You don’t need the approval of others when you’re using a flamingo as your own personal sail boat!